Hello Ladies,
Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back to your man; now back to me. Sadly, your man isn’t me- but if he stopped using lady scented bodywash and switched to Old Spice he could smell like he’s me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat, with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it; it’s an oyster filled with two tickets to that THING you love. Look again, the tickets are now DIAMONDS.
Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady; I’m on a horse.
(note: the only CGI is with the diamonds… everything else was done on set)
